itwashotwestayedinthewater:

go go gadget woman respecter

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

Eat and drink to survive

posted this 5 yrs ago. its still true. good to remember

relelvance:

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Interview with a vampire

riben:

Jesus spent a month in the desert smoking fake carts with his androooooid charger

utopians:

I have been in this gay ass room for ten thousand years

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Anonymous sent:

*uses hyperbeam on you and MISSES* damn turn wasted

realpokemon replied:

my evasion is off the fucking rack right now i’m gonna live forever

realpokemon:

anonymous ask that says "evade this [USES SWIFT]"ALT
reply from user townofcan that says "*uses swift* *uses swift* *uses swift* *uses swift* *uses sw"ALT
a gift of a magikarp being pelted by Swift stars repeatedlyALT

STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP OW OW OW OW OW

foone:

aveline-shepard:

melanieefangz:

whoa dude when I heard about “radfems” I thought it would be some most radical females! 😍🤙

but these chicks are saying some bogus things about other babes 😬

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peribytes:

peribytes:

imagine being an animal without a tail i’d be livid

wait

amygdalae:

amygdalae:

amygdalae:

I will not take an edible at 11:23pm on a tuesday. I’m normal

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bigfatbitchdotcom:

I am not in this life to fucking watch ads

plaidos:

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tatzelwurming:

tatzelwurming:

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the don’t know about this

aru:

sonic at ramadan: gotta go fast

autisthc:

greathoughtsphilosopy:

chickenlittlefan15:

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HARK !!! I SEE HER !! RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF POST !! RAISE THEM MEN FROM THEIR SLUMBER WE’VE A BEAST TO SLAY

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contaiinedarmageddon2:

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